If you are a bitch
Or
An ass-hole
I am THE MOST ABNOXIOUS
Individual
You’d ever meet
And
Vice-versa
Note: To save your brain from interpreting “vice-versa” here, all I mean to say is that if you are the nicest person out there, I’d be the best possible nicest buddy you can think of meeting. Not that I am dying to meet you or see you. Before giving more pain to this poor pen, I hope you got the gist 🌹😎
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