Playful Disrespect
Whether its
A casual talk
Or
Stand-up comedy
Before daring
To finger someone
Your ass has to be
Wide and
BIG enough
To take in
A fistful fuck
Note: This form of seemingly hurtful yet sarcastic (in a funny way) conversation is still better (and actually entertaining too, even if for others) than shedding blood at wars.
Once in a blue moon (if not all the time enjoying and laughing), you can let your ass-hole side come out for amusement of yourself and others.